Wednesday, May 18, 2011

You're Welcome World

Do you love eating Buffalo Wings but hate getting your fingers dirty? Do you love the taste combination of spicy wings, tangy blue cheese and crisp celery but hate all the hassle of dunking the wing in the blue cheese and then eating the celery? Then do I have a product for you.

It's Greazy Tony's patented* "One Bite Buffalo Wings"! Hi, I'm Greazy Tony and my One Bite Wings will change your life. With bite sized pieces of chicken fried and tossed in Anchor Bar sauce on a fresh piece of celery and then topped with blue cheese you now have an efficient and delicious way to eat your wings. They're great for the big game, poker night with the boys or Bar Mitzvahs. Just send $19.99 to Greazy Tony's One Bite Wings, PO Box 1000 York Pennsylvania. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Sorry, No COD's.

*Not Actually Patented

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