Tuesday, May 03, 2011

We Get it, You Guys Are Totally Butch

You may recognize this as a photo taken during President Obama's Sunday night speech in which he let the world know that a Navy Seal team had killed Osama bin Laden. I'm not, in any way shape or form, questioning the President, his advisors or the military when it comes to the work they did from top to bottom on this amazing, made for the silver screen special ops killing.

A tip of the cap to all who were involved from the Pres right down to the guys who fueled up the choppers. You are all American heroes.

What I am questioning is the "Not Gay Seat" placement of the Obama's senior advisors in this photo. All the way on the right we see VP Biden and Secretary of State Clinton just kicking it watching B-Rock do his thing on the mic. To the left of Hillary is Admiral Mike Mullin, who is sitting all up on Hillary, because, you know, it's cool, she doesn't have a dick. But to his left we get the "Not Gay Seat" employed by frat boys in movie theatres to prove just how straight they are.

Leon Panetta, Tom Donilon and James Clapper don't want anyone to think that they aren't straight as the gunshot wound in bin Laden's head. "No homos here. Just straight Hawks who love pussy and killing! America, fuck yeah."

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