Thursday, January 15, 2009

For Christ's Sake, I'm Only Human!

Seat girls - RJ41 Productions from RJ41 on Vimeo.

Sweet Jesus! I don't think I can even convey my thoughts on this video in prose, so I'm going to have to rock the bullet points.

-This video all at once makes me proud and ashamed to be a male.

-I don't care what it takes, this should be turned into a half hour TV show.

-There are two types of men in this world, Butt men, and liars.

-Black and white video somehow makes anything classier/cooler.

-I didn't think it was possible for beach volleyball to get any better, but here it is.

-The Girl who shakes her ass so hard that her bikini bottoms lower an inch, exposing her ass crack and tan line must win the Nobel Peace Prize. Now.

-If the goal of advertising is to get previously unaware consumers interested in your product then mission accomplished SEAT Automobile company of Spain. That's good work out of you.

-To quote Ron Burgundy: "You have and absolutely breathtaking hiney, I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it... I wanna say something. I wanna put it out there and if you like it you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

-Someone needs to tell the people at Discovery Channel's "Time Warp" show about this.

-I once saw a girl strip to a three song set of Johnny Cash songs, and it was all wrong. This, inexplicably, is all right.

-Am I still going? Wow

-Now I know how Inky feels on Man Candy Mondays.

-I may have to reassess my "greatest inventions of all time" list again and move the internet back in to #1 and put the Tim Tam at #2.

-If you care about the future of our species, for god's sake, please send this link to everyone you know.



XL said...

Holy Mother Of God...I don't think I'll be able to concentrate for the rest of the day. If there was an Oscar for best filmography under 5 minutes this should win. Great song choice too...

If I were to add to your bullet points it would be to say:

"It must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that"

Greazy Tony said...

More importantly, How does one return to the court to play volleyball after watching that?

Referee: “Monsieur, it is time to play the second set of zee vollyballs match”

Volleyball player: “Ahh… listen bro, you’re gonna have to give me a hot second, or I might have a side out in my shorts.”