Thursday, January 15, 2009
For Christ's Sake, I'm Only Human!
Seat girls - RJ41 Productions from RJ41 on Vimeo.
Sweet Jesus! I don't think I can even convey my thoughts on this video in prose, so I'm going to have to rock the bullet points.
-This video all at once makes me proud and ashamed to be a male.
-I don't care what it takes, this should be turned into a half hour TV show.
-There are two types of men in this world, Butt men, and liars.
-Black and white video somehow makes anything classier/cooler.
-I didn't think it was possible for beach volleyball to get any better, but here it is.
-The Girl who shakes her ass so hard that her bikini bottoms lower an inch, exposing her ass crack and tan line must win the Nobel Peace Prize. Now.
-If the goal of advertising is to get previously unaware consumers interested in your product then mission accomplished SEAT Automobile company of Spain. That's good work out of you.
-To quote Ron Burgundy: "You have and absolutely breathtaking hiney, I mean that thing is good. I want to be friends with it... I wanna say something. I wanna put it out there and if you like it you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
-Someone needs to tell the people at Discovery Channel's "Time Warp" show about this.
-I once saw a girl strip to a three song set of Johnny Cash songs, and it was all wrong. This, inexplicably, is all right.
-Am I still going? Wow
-Now I know how Inky feels on Man Candy Mondays.
-I may have to reassess my "greatest inventions of all time" list again and move the internet back in to #1 and put the Tim Tam at #2.
-If you care about the future of our species, for god's sake, please send this link to everyone you know.