Friday, November 21, 2008

What the Fuck?

Ok, sure, we weren't expecting a snow storm today. And sure, the Department of Transportation probably wasn't ready for it, but come the fuck on. It took me twice as long to drive home from work tonight because stupid ass motherfuckers don't know how to drive when it's icy. There were tons of accidents tonight, and traffic was an unimaginable. It was nothing but lines of cars as far as the eye could see on each main road. Car after car of people queued up and all because someone in a SUV thinks they're indestructible and they try to do 75 on an ice rink.

Forget planes flying into towers and dirty bombs. If al-Qaeda wants to bring America to it's knees all it needs is a water truck in winter. Just drive up and down America's highways and coat the road in water, then let it freeze. Life as we know it would grind to a halt. We'd surrender to Bin Laden and all be speaking Arabic.

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1 comment:

XL said...

I know what you're saying. It took us three times as long to get home and I had to make several illegal turns to get home tonight. It is fucking ridiculous that people can't drive in a little flurry. Imagine what it will be like when winter finally arrives...