But what really sealed my new love of this purple, flavored water is that it not only tastes great, but it's funny too. Here is the passage that appears on it's label:
"C'mon get your mind out of the gutter. We only named this drink XXX because it has the power of triple antioxidants to help keep you healthy and fight free radicals. So in case you're wondering, this does not cost $1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered uncensored. It has not 'gone wild!!!' during spring break, nor will clips of it be passed around the internet like a certain hotel heiress, and it has never been seen live or nude, but it is definitely au naturel." - the center for responsible hydration (aka glaceau)
Now that's a funny drink! I like my beverages to be cold, refreshing and critical of untalented people who just happen to be famous. The best way to be sure that I'm going to use your product is to take shots at Paris Hilton when ever possible. From this point on, I think I will only drink your product if it knocks a famous slut down a peg.