Concerning your countersuit:
A) You’re going to have to forget about throwing one back, as that will never happen again. You should, however, be thankful that you always have someone to drive, go to 5 Guys to get food and cook you boneless wings. Also, remember that I still act like a dumb ass fool, even though I no longer drink.
B) I have never watched, and will never watch Project Runway. That is a hurtful and salacious rumor.
C) I could stomach the American Idol, the Survivor, the Apprentice et al, but Knight Rider is just too much too soon. I mean, you need to give a brother a decade or two more to be ready for that kind of blow! Next thing you’re going to tell me is that you have the Dukes of Hazard movie on DVD.
C) Your claim that there isn’t anything good on due to the strike is flawed on it’s face. There may not be anything good on YOUR tv, but that is because your cheep ass doesn’t have pay channels which feature some of the best shows around. You’ve been missing out on the Wire which is probably the greatest show ever shown on TV... of all time, and it’s set in your home state.
I await XL’s response, and I still maintain that this can all be solved with a game of Garage Top Whiffel bal.