How am I supposed read that and not make fun of it? There are so many different ways you can go with that, where should I start? The first thing I thought was that the story was all about Fergie masturbating. One has to imagine that her vag is quite cavernous, so it would be fair to call it "Beaver Stadium" since it has probably also entertained well over 100,000 rabid young men.
Once I read the story, however, I found that the simplest explanation was, in fact, the truth. Fergie will be playing a concert at the home of the Penn State Nitney Lions in State College PA. This seems like the perfect combination of headliner and venue, which could only be surpassed by something like Amy Winehouse at Crack Den Stadium or Britney Spears at Pink Taco Field. In the end, I'm sure Fergie was just upset that Arcadia University changed it's name, or she could have had another show to play.