Thursday, August 30, 2007
Newsflash: Britney Has A Dumpy Ass
I know what you're thinking: "Is Britney Spears still even relevant enough to take the time to make fun of?" The short answer is; hell yes! For all the mediocrity that bitch put into the world she deserves a life time of ridicule. That is, of course, unless she wants to run up the white flag, which I doubt because she obviously can't find a pair of white panties, let alone a flag. If Britney would just take the money she has left and move to a huge house in Northern Louisiana I wouldn't care. But, alas, she says in LA. What's worse is that she goes out in these outfits that show off her least flattering assets.
I know she had two kids in less than a year (ewww by the way). And I know she's been under a lot of stress, what with the divorce and custody fight and all, but for Christ's sake! Can't she find a pair of jeans? Or a longer skirt, or at a bare minimum a full pair of panties that would cover her droopy ass cheeks.
Is that too much to ask?