Little girls all around the country look up to their big sisters. I guess the only hope those little girls have is if their older sisters aren't whacked out sluts. Unfortunately Jamie Lynn Spears (seen at left with Lindsay Lohan of all people) doesn't have that luxury. She has spent more than two thirds of her life with that train wreck of a sister as a roll modle and now according to the National Enquirer she's following in big sis's footsteps. That rag of paper has gone reported that 16 year old Jamie is with child. Tisk, tisk tisk, babies having babies.
I'm sure this isn't true, but I really wish it was. This is America god damn it, and if you're going to be a fucked up family you should do it balls deep. Lynne, the mother of these two trailer park whores, should be so proud that she may live to be a great-great-grandmother one day...at the age of 67.