Wednesday, May 10, 2006

She's not fat, she's been boned... Again.

One of the things that sucks about working overnights is that your sleep rhythm gets messed up all the time. And So it was last night when I decided to ditch work and try and get my self back on track. I was flipping through all of the stupid shit that is on TV a little after midnight when I saw my nemesis. Like Jerry said when he saw his most hated adversary I then said her name aloud. "Vacant Blond." There she was reading the Late Show Top 10 list in her short bus like drawl and trying to be funny with Dave, and like all of you on the highway passing a wreck, I couldn't turn away.

Then she announced that she was indeed knocked up again, proving that the stupidest among us really are the most fertile. Moma's don't let your babies anywhere near KFed, he can get them pregnant with only a glance. I'm going to say the same thing about Brit and Kevin as I do about all trailer trash... People need to learn that kids are not toys. They are not what you do, because your are supposed to. And they will not fix your broken marriage.

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