Let's face it, sometimes work just sucks. For myself and a few of my coworkers one way we get over the monotony of our job is to listen to music and comedy on our MP3 players. The biggest hit among all of us has been Dane Cook. Dane has been around for ever, but labored in relative obscurity until the last few years. Anyone who saw him on a slew of Comedy Central specials over the last 7 or 8 years knows just how funny Dane is. At work we have taken to quoting Cook in a manner we have dubbed "Daneish." Like I said, you have to do what you can at work to make it easier.
If reports in US Weekly are to be believed (which they probably shouldn't be) than we are being told that Dane Cook has been seen cozying up to one Jessica Simpson. If you haven't read my blog before you probably don't know about my absolute distaste for talentless, dumb, Hollywood types who get by on the good looks they have from the neck down. I think Jessica has an amazing body, but come on. Look at her face people! Any how, the rag of a gossip mag, US Weekly tells us that on the set of their up coming movie "Employee of the Month" Cook and Simpson have been getting touchy - feely.
I just don't know what to make of all of this. On one hand, I respect Dane for all of his hard work, and wish him all of the spoils of fame. But on the other hand, if he wants to be a part of the whole 'guess who is fucking who' game couldn't he pick a better fuckie? For all you have done to get where you are, I say to Dane Cook 'that's good work out of you.' However, if the stories are true and you have decided to hook up with this vapid bitch, or in Daneish this mental bucket of yuck, I say to you Dane: Say it aint so.