Friday, February 10, 2006
We are getting down to the nuts and bolts of my list of 5 women I am allowed to cheat on my wife with. At number two we welcome in Angelina Jolie. As the only person on the list that I am close in age with (she is just a bit less than a year older than I am) she might seem like the perfect match, but alas she is the penultimate target. There can be no denying that she is indeed the sexist women on my list by far, but number one has just a bit more, but that is for a later post.
Angelina embodies all of the things that make a woman a bombshell and the subject of so many men's fancy. She is beautiful, exotic and the personification of sexy. The first thing I remember seeing her in was Gia which may look only like HBO soft core at first glance due to all of the time she spends nude in it, but was quite a good movie. I thought the Tomb Raider movies were ok, but for the most part few of her other films have done her much justice. I loved her performance in Girl, interrupted and for some reason enjoyed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. What is for certain is that even in her worst movies like Cyborg or Foxfire she looks fantastic. Most people focus on her lips or her tattoos when they talk about her sex appeal but for me it all begins with her eyes and her gaze that can move from bedroom eyes to 'I'm gonna kick your ass' in microseconds. Combine her eyes, lips and the ink with an amazing body and you have one hell of a woman.